i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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