Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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