how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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