Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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