Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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