The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
