gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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