Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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