let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We need to rekindle our bromance
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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