Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He felt like a one man threesome
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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