Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You ate ashes out of my bong
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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