I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
im on a boat
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