i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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