Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
tell me about the fingering
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