Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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