You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I need to calm my uterus...
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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