yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
