I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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