2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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