I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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