THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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