Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
