it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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