I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Help. Why am I so naked?
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