sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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