just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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