If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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