the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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