I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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