Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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