I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't think brook has ever known best
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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