...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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