I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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