I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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