got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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