I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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