lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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