Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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