East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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