just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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