Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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