Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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