Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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