More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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