If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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