god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
