i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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