she looked like the before picture.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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