question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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