Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He better not be in your backpack
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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